The Time Traveler

Okay, maybe I only picked this picture because of Zac Efron's stunning physique, but I'm sure there's a story here. Oh, God, I can't think of a story to write. But no. No. You cannot go back up and change it now. You picked this one. You're stuck with it. You can change it, you know. No. This will be your challenge. You can do it.

What is Zac Efron doing with a backpack and orange short shorts? This is an interesting picture. You can do this. And there's a guy dressed up like a clown, well, almost a clown, and a woman in pink with strands of pink hair. She looks pregnant. They're at Braxton University, but what if they were somewhere else? Can I do that? Is that allowed?

That pregnant woman looks stuck in time, like stuck in the 80s or 90s or something. I don't think I'm doing this assignment right at all. My name is Zac, and I came to party.

Yeah, you did.

Gay pride parades are not what they used to be.

I can't really write a story right now. This picture is just too bizarre. Why did I choose it again? God damn it, Rob, it's because of shirtless Zac Efron again, isn't it? You always do this.

-"Look, I'm here because clowns are not respected in our society."
-"What is this, a clowns' rights movement?"
-"I'm here because I heard there would be quinoa."
-"What the Hell is keen-woo?"
-"You're all just drunk."
-"Clowns don't eat quinoa. They eat little children."
-"That's just in the movies, man. This is why we're here. To change the way our society perceives clowns, once and for all."
-"I thought this was a gay pride parade."
-"Maybe we're time travelers."

Braxton was that kind of university.

Now this is getting too confusing for me. I'm sorry, I didn't know you wrote experimentally.

"I'm not even a clown, man. I just dress like one." "And I'm not really pregnant. This is just a bowling ball."

But wait? What are they looking at? I think that's really the question.